Tally on a trip to South Side

Had a lovely trip to the South Side today. Ate delightful german food. And as I sat in traffic to leave, I did a nifty little numbers tally in my head:

Number of miles from my house to the South Side: 8.2

Number of times I heard "Empire State of Mind" on the radio: 3.66 (I went through a tunnel)

Number of screaming children I saw (or heard): 3

Number of hooligans on bikes: 11

Number of girls impressed by hooligans: 4

Number of girls not impressed by hooligans: 2

Amount of money I spent in Urban Outfitters: $26.42

Amount that I could have spent given no monetary restrictions: $100.00

Number of times I heard the chicken dance on accordion: 1

Number of people I saw that failed to know how to parallel park: 17 (give or take)

Number of times I thought about how lucky I am to have great friends to drink beer with, shop with, and joke about pop culture with: countless